Aye Aye Porcupine

by Monster Machismo

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Upstate Weirdos


released March 20, 2009

Dan Drake, Sam Judd, Joe Sastic.



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Monster Machismo Oneonta, New York

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Track Name: Moonshine Mashbomb
If you're singing like a bird then just forget, forget, forget it.
You'll be standing side by side eating dirt just to fit in.

I can see who you're going to be by who you're running to.
This treadmill is set for break neck speeds to keep you from following through.


Banana peels in high heels, walking softly back to bed.
Intoxicated, locked and waiting.

Tell me what it means to be a star.
'Cause I've been glowing from the inside out.
Tell me what it means to be a star.
Track Name: Terrific Whistler
Asphyxiate on blow up dolls ignoring passing mini-malls as you float on up. But you hit your head on the ceiling fan 'cause the sky is just a roof dotted with a white crayon.
Track Name: Kiss Kiss Pessimist
I believe that someone here has got an umbrella torn and teared.

I can't take you out like this, no I'm a mess.
The paper airplane is soaking wet.
I can't take you out like this, no I'm a mess.
Track Name: Tisk Tisk
kite eating tree always seems to get the best of me.